March 14, 2012

"Primary News"

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Rick Santorum won both of the primaries last night in deep Southern states, including one where more than half the Republican voting base believes that Barack Obama is a Muslim. Which of course, wouldn't actually be bad if A. it simply wasn't true and B. they didn't say this merely because "Barack Obama is a Muslim" is just a way to address him without using words I would have to replace the "I" in between the "N" and the "G" with an asterisk with while typing.

When we look back on the 2012 primary season, we're going to vaguely remember an early period when "the crazy one" was merely the guy who liked to stockpile gold.

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Posted by August J. Pollak at 11:03 AM