March 8, 2012

Is Dana Loesch literally the stupidest person on Earth?

Dana Loesch, of Brietbart's site, demonstrating fewer cognitive synapses than her site's namesake who has been dead for a week:

Additionally, if the President's embrace of Bell was unimportant, why did Buzzfeed choose not to pay the hundred bucks to license those seconds? If it wasn't a big deal, why cut it?

I... if they...

Christ.

Posted by August J. Pollak at 2:30 PM

March 5, 2012

"Rushed Apology"

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Goodness, that's a downright slanderous accusation. Good thing I'm not talking about anyone specific up there.

In completely unrelated matters, here's my pet theory about Rush Limbaugh: I think right-wingers get off on the blatant hypocrisy of his existence. As you know, the prime directive of the right is "does this piss off liberals?" and if they think it does, they go with it. It is my genuine belief that conservatives actually love what a hypocritical, philandering, immoral schmuck Limbaugh is while making millions pretending that he's actually a better person than other people.


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Posted by August J. Pollak at 9:55 AM