September 29, 2009

Glenn Beck doesn't need gimmicks

Circa 1986. Thanks to Liz M.

Posted by August J. Pollak at 5:29 PM

The latest leap in conservative fanboy logic

There is a lot of nonsense that right-wingers are willing to believe- death panels, ACORN trying to steal white babies, Obama not being an earthling, etc....

But the idea that there are going to be conservatives bonerifically gushing over Sarah Palin because she has claimed to write her memoirs in four months all by herself is a new leap of logic that makes all the others even more laughable. Christ, the script for Epic Movie took longer than four months to get to final edit and more than one person was working on it.

Please, right-wingers, just accept that there was a ghost writer on this. There are so many nonsense myths you've made and will continue to make about Sarah Palin, but insisting she's actually one of the great literary masterminds of our time is kind of a hard sell. Stick to the easier stuff like Hillary Clinton murdering people.

Posted by August J. Pollak at 11:08 AM

September 28, 2009

"Certificate of Return"

Latest comic - click here!

For all the nonsense talk about President Obama's birth certificate, suddenly getting people to believe you're from a different country has some advantages in America right now. I mean, if I could prove I was Canadian instead of American, I'd be getting free health care instead of paying out the rear for COBRA. Also, everyone would probably assume you're smarter.

Buy some crap and join the mailing list. And come join the public Facebook page for the strip.

Posted by August J. Pollak at 12:26 AM