The 2006 George W. Bush Dead Kitten Survey
Participant: Jay Tea - Blogger, Wizbangblog.com
Summary: Jay Tea responded to the survey with the following e-mail:
There are not adequate words in the English language to describe how fucked-up, batshit crazy and/or stupid you have to be in order to spend this much time and effort on an utterly twisted, irrelevant, and imbecilic to even conceive of such a thing, let alone think you could get others to join you in your folie a douchebag.
Not only will I appreciate it if you never contact me again, but also to purge my existence from your abused, mistreated brain.
Result: Results invalid; participant declined to answer.
Mr. Tea specifically requested to not be contacted again, therefore the status of his repsonse must be considered concrete.